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Tuesday, 19 June 2007

A Girl's Gotta Have Her Standards

In the movie, Real Genius, the character played by Val Kilmer asks his professor's girlfriend "If there's anything I can do to you, just let me know." She replies "Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?". He answers "No." She responds with "A girl's gotta have her standards."

Well according to Ezekiel 23:20:
For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

A woman named Aholibah really, really, liked big penises. A girl's gotta have her standards.

And these should help.

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