Previously I mentioned that Bob Allen, McCain's campaign chair was arrested for offering to give a cop a blow job. And his excuses were really pathetic. All he could think of was the fact that there were several black men in the area. Apparently, he was so freaked out, Allen needed the comfort of a man's penis in his mouth to calm himself down. A bizarre pacifier.
This post over at Crooks and Liars has a video of the Daily Show's take on all of this. Absolutely hilarious alternate excuses for Allen to use. It also looks like McCain will lose against any Democrat that is running.